I thought you all might be interested in this conversation I had the other day on Omegle~


01/02/2013
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Anime.
You: ‎/ 人◕ ‿‿ ◕人 \

Contract?
Stranger: Are you evil? If so no if not yes.
You: I'm not evil. I'm just trying to save the world by taking little girl's souls and making them into magical girls to fight witches and generate energy to save the world.
You: So, contract?
Stranger: Yes
You:
You: What wish do you make?
Stranger: Ummm.... I wish I could fly
You: Granted. Now go fight witches, end up becoming one and dying a sad magical girl death
Stranger: Noooooo you are evil planning that all along
You:
You: Now I can go save the world with little girl's souls. YAY
Stranger: •.• the horror doing such a cruel thing I want my soul back
You: No can do. Now go fight witches with your magical girl powers?
Stranger: No I won't do as you wish
You: Then you become a witch
You: Either way, I win
Stranger: You horrible evil creature doing such a cruel thing
You: ‎/ 人◕ ‿‿ ◕人 \
Stranger: Noooooooo
You: ‎/ 人◕ ‿‿ ◕人 \

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes
Stranger: Whyyy
You: Because I need the energy to stop the world from destroying itself
Stranger: Hmm well that is a good reason but why little girls
You: Because can little boys become Magical Girls?
Stranger: Yes if they really dream for it
You: O.o
You: So boys can become girls... Intresting...
Stranger: Umm yeah
You: ‎/ 人◕ ‿‿ ◕人 \

Moar contracts for me~
You have disconnected.



Sooooooooooooooooooo...

/  人◕ ‿‿ ◕人 \   Contract?